Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to Oblivion

1. You could swear you just saw some nirnroot outside your window
   
2. You just punched a mountain lion
   
3. You attempt to summon a flame atronach to make you a grilled cheese
   
4. You keep threatening, bragging, joking and complimenting people in quick succession
   
5. You try to bind a daderic cell phone instead of having to carry one around
   
6. "Screenshot: File 'Screenshot982.bmp' created"
   
7. You skip signs 8-10 so you can get back to Bruma